Miranda Lambert, the queen of country sass, known for her fiery anthems and even fierier personality, is reportedly swapping tequila shots for tiny tots. Yes, you heard that right, folks! The woman who sings about "Kerosene" and "Gunpowder and Lead" is apparently yearning for the sweet sounds of… baby gurgles?
Our sources tell a tale of a woman grappling with a monumental life shift.
Imagine Miranda, guitar in hand, belting out a power ballad, then pausing mid-strum to crave a…mocktail. It's a scene that's both hilarious and heartwarming.
But the road to motherhood, as many know, isn't always paved with glitter and rainbows. It seems Miranda's journey involves a significant sacrifice: her beloved booze. A source close to the couple spilled the tea (or should we say, the chamomile?) to In Touch, revealing that Miranda's known to enjoy a cold one…or three.
And tequila? Don't even get us started.
"She loves to unwind with a beer or three and she's been known to down tequila, too," the source dishes. "She really wants to be a mom, but some favorite pastimes have got to go and that's the problem."
Can you imagine a dry Miranda? It’s like picturing a honky-tonk without a broken heart – almost unimaginable. The source paints a picture of a woman determined to create the perfect environment for a little Lambert-McLoughlin, which apparently includes a booze-free household.
The article is not finished. Click on the next page to continue.
The article is not finished. Click on the next page to continue.
Next page
