Hold onto your Stetsons, country music fans, because Miranda Lambert is back with a vengeance – and this time, it feels personal. Her brand new single, “Alimony,” has everyone talking, especially after last month’s scandal involving her husband, Brendan McLoughlin, getting a little too close for comfort with some female fans. Coincidence? We think not.
Miranda dropped a sneak peek of "Alimony" on Instagram, and let's just say, the lyrics are sharper than a pair of well-worn cowboy boots.
The song tells the tale of a woman scorned, ready to claim what’s rightfully hers after kicking her good-for-nothin’ husband to the curb. Lines like, “Just know as soon as you get caught / They'll all be good as mine," and "What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine," drip with a mix of sass and seething fury.
But the real kicker? The closing line, delivered with a wink and a smirk: "If you're gonna be a dumba**, / Honey, I hope you remember the alimony."
Ouch. Somebody’s sending a message, and it’s not subtle.
The internet, being the breeding ground for conspiracy theories that it is, went into overdrive.
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