Miranda Lambert, the queen of turning heartbreak into chart-topping country anthems, knows a thing or two about rumors. But even this tough-as-nails Texan has been caught in the crosshairs of some particularly outlandish tabloid tales lately, with whispers of marital woes swirling faster than a line dance at a honky-tonk.
The culprit? Those pesky "anonymous sources" and their wild claims about Miranda's marriage to NYPD officer Brendan McLoughlin.
Apparently, two years of wedded bliss is all it takes for the rumor mill to start churning.
Divorce Papers & Drunken Escapades: Inside the Ridiculous Rumors
The tabloids, never ones to let the truth get in the way of a juicy story, have been working overtime. Here's a taste of the most ridiculous headlines:
"Miranda Demands Brendan Choose: Her or the Badge!"
Apparently, Miranda's demanding Brendan give up his law enforcement career to be a stay-at-home hubby. You know, because nothing says "romantic" like a forced career change.
"Brendan's Wild Night Out: Did He Stray From Miranda?" One tabloid published grainy photos of Brendan at a bar...with other people... gasp! Because clearly, married couples aren't allowed to have separate lives or friends.
"Baby Weight or Baby Blues? Miranda's Mystery Weight Gain!"
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